The funniest things students have ever said in lessons…
“Can we learn a song by Abraham Lincoln? …
(long pause) … I mean Linkin Park!”
“You’re like Alexa…. You can play anything!”
Teacher: “Today we’re going to learn ‘Deck The Halls’.
Student (8yrs): “What… text a horse?!”
“I just played a C chord … Sick! My hands must have grown!”
“Is plectrum-ing a real word?!”
“I practised a bit of what I should be doing and spent the rest writing songs about my guinea pigs … “
“What’s an F hash -tag minor 7 chord? …”
“I’m getting new strings soon! My girlfriend’s buying them for me … I think she loves me!”
“I’ve got hay fever … I thought it was only donkeys that got it!“
“Well at first I was going to get a Lizard, but then I thought… guitars are cool, maybe I should learn that instead!”
“On Monday, a Unicorn, reinforced by a Bear and Dinosaur stole my guitar and my music sheets …”
“My mum thinks Sam Smith looks like a dodgy plumber!”
“Sorry I’m late, I had to help load 250 sheep onto a lorry … !”
“I think my dad has a Hip-Hop CD… (long pause) … but he’s not a gangster!”
“I’m not allowed to practice at home because the noise will scare the fish!”
“Joe, what’s your guitars’ name? Mine are called
Fluffy and Unicorn! ”
“I practised for half an hour earlier today. This is what commitment looks like…
(*shows imprints on fingers)
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